DISCONTINUED HAIR PRODUCTS THAT WERE SUPER WEIRD

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LIST OF DISCONTINUED WEIRD HAIR PRODUCTS

  • GLH-9 Spray-On Hair (1980s-1990s)
  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific (1976-1980s)
  • Body on Tap Beer Shampoo (1978-1985)
  • Aqua Net Original Formula (1961-1992)
  • Protein 21 Shampoo (1970s-1980s)
  • Agree Shampoo Original Formula (1970s-1980s)
  • Short & Sassy by Clairol (mid-1970s-early 1980s)
  • Flex Balsam Original Formula (1970s-reformulated)
  • Matrix Vavoom Pomousse (1990s-mid 2000s)
  • L'Oreal Feria Wild Colors (late 1990s, various dates)

Note: Exact discontinuation dates for some items were difficult to verify due to reformulations rather than complete discontinuations.

GLH-9 SPRAY-ON HAIR

GLH

Discontinued: 1990s

Ron Popeil's informational masterpiece. This aerosol spray-painted hair onto bald spots using fiber particles that clung to the scalp. "Great Looking Hair Formula #9" sold over 500,000 cans through late-night TV ads. Popeil demonstrated it live on audiences, creating instant hair transformations that looked surprisingly convincing—until you got too close. The product became a cultural phenomenon, inspiring countless parodies and cementing Popeil's legacy as the king of "as seen on TV" products.

GEE, YOUR HAIR SMELLS TERRIFIC

Andrew Jergens

Discontinued: Late 1980s

The shampoo with the most honest name in beauty history. Created by Andrew Jergens Company, this fragrance-forward shampoo supposedly gave you hair that smelled absolutely incredible. The unique scent combined chamomile, bubblegum, and sage into something unforgettable. Women would get stopped on the street by strangers asking about their hair's amazing fragrance. Though the cosmetic product is discontinued in the US, you can still find a bottle in the Philippines.

BODY ON TAP BEER SHAMPOO

Body on Tap

Discontinued: 1985

This shampoo contained one-third actual Budweiser beer (denatured, of course). The idea wasn't as crazy as it sounds. Beer's proteins and B-vitamins were supposed to give hair body and shine. Kim Basinger starred in the commercials, and the product actually worked well. However, Anheuser-Busch refused to endorse it, believing beer was for drinking, not shampooing.

AQUA NET ORIGINAL FORMULA

Rayette

Discontinued: 1992

The hairspray that built the 1980s. In distinctive purple cans, Aqua Net's original formula was so strong it could practically sculpt hair into architectural marvels. It became synonymous with big hair culture and hair metal bands like Mötley Crüe. When they reformulated in 1992, devoted fans hoarded cases of the original formula.

PROTEIN 21 SHAMPOO

Protein 21

Discontinued: 1980s

The 1970s' answer to split-end paranoia. When split-ends became a cultural obsession, Protein 21 positioned itself as the scientific solution. The protein-enriched formula promised to strengthen hair from within, appealing to an era fascinated with adding "scientific" ingredients to beauty products. The marketing made it sound more like a laboratory treatment than a simple shampoo.

AGREE SHAMPOO ORIGINAL FORMULA

Agree

Discontinued: 1980s

This 99% oil-free formula targeted the 1970s fear of oily hair. Tested in actual hair care laboratories, Agree promised to eliminate grease without over-drying. The brand played on anxieties about hair looking "dirty" or "greasy," positioning itself as the clean, fresh alternative. Many users remember it fondly as part of their teenage routine.

SHORT & SASSY BY CLAIROL

Clairol

Discontinued: Early 1980s

When Olympic figure skater Dorothy Hamill's wedge haircut became a national obsession in 1976, Clairol was ready. Short & Sassy promised to give everyone that perfect, bouncy, athletic look that made Hamill's hair so mesmerizing during her ice routines.

FLEX BALSAM ORIGINAL FORMULA

Revlon

Discontinued: Multiple reformulations

The shampoo that turned bathrooms into pine forests. Revlon's Flex delivered an aromatic experience with its balsam scent. Users remember clouds of woody fragrance filling their entire bathroom during hair washing. The original formula's scent was so distinctive and long-lasting that people still search for products that can recreate that specific olfactory memory.

MATRIX VAVOOM POMOUSSE

Matrix

Discontinued: Mid-2000s

Part of Matrix's professional salon line, Vavoom Pomousse offered a unique texture between mousse and pomade. It was designed for the 1990s trend toward more sophisticated styling products that could create different finishes and textures. Salon professionals loved its versatility, and clients appreciated the playful name that made hair styling feel less serious. The discontinuation left many scrambling to find alternatives.

L'OREAL FERIA WILD COLORS

L'Oreal

Discontinued: Various dates

When hair color got fearless, L'Oreal's Feria line pushed boundaries with shades like "Intense Copper," "Violet Noir," and metallic tones that shimmered with "3X highlights." These weren't your grandmother's hair colors—they were inspired by cutting-edge fashion and club culture. Many of the most adventurous shades were quietly discontinued as the brand focused on more mainstream colors.

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