BEENBOOZED: THE MOST DISGUSTING DISCONTINUED JELLY BELLY FLAVORS

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LIST OF DISCONTINUED & CURRENT JELLY BELLY BEANBOOZLED EDITIONS

  • 1st Edition (2007): Original 10 flavor pairs
  • 2nd Edition (2009): Retired Earwax/Black Pepper, added Canned Dog Food/Centipede
  • 3rd Edition (2011): Added Stinky Socks, Lawn Clippings
  • 4th Edition (2014): Added Dead Fish, Spoiled Milk
  • 5th Edition (2017): Added Dirty Dishwater, Stink Bug
  • 6th Edition (2021): Added Liver & Onions, Old Bandage
  • 7th Edition (2024): Added Wet Dog, Burnt Rubber
  • Special Editions: Throwback (2017), Minion (2017), Fiery Five (2020)

Jelly Belly spent decades perfecting the art of making candy taste terrible. Through BeanBoozled’s systematic flavor retirment program, they’ve discontinued some of the most vomit-inducing candies ever engineered. These banned flavors pushed human disgust tolerance beyond reasonable limits.

THE BODILY FUNCTION HALL OF FAME

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Earwax (2007-2009)

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Launched in BeanBoozled’s first edition, this flavor delivered an authentic waxy bitterness that coated your tongue like actual earwax. The flavor was retired after focus groups reported lingering psychological trauma.

Vomit/Barf (2007-2011)

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The flagship gross flavor that established BeanBoozled’s reputation. Chemists perfected stomach acid sourness with chunky texture sensations. The flavor is still available but has been moved to Bertie Bott’s line to distance it from the main brand.

Rotten Egg (2007-present)

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Sulfur compounds create a genuine rotten egg stench that activates the gag reflex before consumption. One of only three original flavors still active, proving its staying power.

THE MEDICAL NIGHTMARE COLLECTION

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Old Bandage (2021-2024)

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Three years of cotton-gauze flavor mixed with antiseptic chemical notes. The flavor was discontinued when it triggered medical phobia responses in its victims.

Liver & Onions (2021-2024)

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A metallic blood taste, combined with a sharp onion burn. Liver & Onions was removed alongside Old Bandage in the 7th edition refresh for being “too adult” in focus group testing.

THE DECAY SPECIALISTS

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Dead Fish (2014-2017)

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Authentic rotting seafood flavor that lingered for hours. Paired with Strawberry Banana Smoothie, creating the cruelest visual deception in BeanBoozled history.

Spoiled Milk (2014-2017)

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Sour dairy fermentation with simulated curdled texture. The flavor was designed to induce lactose intolerance responses in non-lactose-intolerant participants.

Dirty Dishwater (2017-2021)

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Soap scum mixed with food grease particles. Its four-year run ended when viral TikTok videos showed genuine illness reactions.

THE ANIMAL KINGDOM REJECTS

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Canned Dog Food (2009-2011)

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Processed meat flavor with vitamin additives that your dogs just can’t munch down fast enough. It only lasted two years before parent complaints led to its retirement.

Stinky Socks (2011-2014)

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Foot odor essence with fabric softener undertones. Paired with Tutti-Fruitti to maximize betrayal factor.

Wet Dog (2024-present)

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Keeping with the doggy theme, Wet Dog is currently active but is destined for retirement. The flavor combines damp fur musk with the scents of outdoor bacteria.

THE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE DEPARTMENT

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Centipede (2009-2011)

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This flavor was designed to evoke insect-eating nightmares without containing actual bugs. Paired with Strawberry Jam for maximum cognitive dissonance.

Stink Bug (2017-2021)

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This was an agricultural pest flavor engineered from actual stink bug chemical compounds. It had a good run before concerns from the EPA about its synthetic pheromones.

Black Pepper (2007-2009)

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Sharp spice burn without flavor complexity. It was retired for being “too simple” compared to evolving gross flavor standards.

WHY THEY DISAPPEARED

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Only three jelly bean pairs from the first edition remain active in the current BeanBoozled, proving that systematic retirement works. Each discontinued flavor provides consumer tolerance data, informing future development while preventing habituation to specific gross tastes.

The most effective disgusting flavors survive. The unbearable ones get discontinued. This calculated culling maintains BeanBoozled’s shock value while protecting Jelly Belly from liability issues.

Modern gross flavors like Burnt Rubber and Wet Dog represent 17 years of refined disgust engineering. They’re terrible enough to trigger reactions, but not so extreme that they cause genuine harm.

The discontinued flavors crossed that line.

That’s why they’re gone forever.

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